Does anybody want to play the voice of Ridley in the following script?

Ridley: Ah, Samus. What a pleasant surprise it is to have you visit my lair.
Samus: Cut the chit-chat, Ridley! Where's the baby?
Ridley: Straight to the point as always? Well unluckily for you, this is a cutscene and mashing those buttons will do you no good.
Samus: X-X-X-X-X-X Darn, nothing.
Ridley: See what I mean? But while you're in my home, would you care to some tea?
Samus: Don't change the subject, Ridley. Where's the baby?
Ridley: So you're an coffee person, then? Well I-
Samus: Wait? This is your home?
Ridley: Well, yes, but-
Samus: This is a cave! With lava and everything, and you live in it?
Ridley: I AM a dragon, remember? What's wrong with-
Samus: And the baby! You're bringing a baby home to this environment?
Ridley: Yeah, as if you're in the position to judge! Ya homeless bounty hunter!
Samus: You seriously can't afford a better home than this?
Ridley: We Space Pirates don't exactly make a big salary.
Samus: But Mother Brain is living in luxary.
Ridley: Uhhh.... wut...?
Samus: Seriously, her home is big enough to be like the final boss or something.
Ridley: .....
Samus: .....
Ridley: At least I have indoor plumbing.
Samus: Do you now?
Ridley: Really, I do! It's right behind you.
Samus: Am I missing something? All I see is that door.
Ridley: Yeeeah......
Samus: OH GROSS!!!!

Samus is being played by Kagami-chan.

If you don't know who Ridley is, here's some concept art from Metroid: Other M
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