... that I have little to no friends in most online gaming networks...

If anybody wants to add me on Miiverse, my username is Holonboy.

If anybody wants to add me on Xbox Live, my username is Holonwott.

If anybody wants to add me on PSN, my username is Holonboy.

If anybody wants to add me OMGPOP, my username is Holon.

If anybody wants a NG-penpal, PM me...